I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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