just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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