yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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