ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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