We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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