apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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