Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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