And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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