My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i believe in u and ur pee
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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