i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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