Where is the hickey?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
MIDGETS
????
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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