Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She's the barista slut.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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