i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm too high and old for this...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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