There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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