I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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