At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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