his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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