If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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