Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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