I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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