i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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