he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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