Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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