And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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