I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
