guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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