Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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