so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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