Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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