what day is it and did you see me today?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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