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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
i think im in europe. pls send help
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