I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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