but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
