And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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