Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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