i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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