I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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