Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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