Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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