You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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