me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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