I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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