Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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