69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
please don't ironically join a cult
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