So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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