nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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