normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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