i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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