if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
A+ Viking dick
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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