i don't like sucking hair
one might say we're banned from that church
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
dude. I can hear the air.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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